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Excited to announce our new non-artificial intelligence platform, Nadezhda Jane Bailliekova, released at 12:02 on Monday, June 19th. Despite a compact form factor (8 lb 2 oz and 19.5") defined by a mere 1.5 GB of code, Nadia can store up to 2.5 petabytes of data locally, and is capable of both supervised and unsupervised learning. John and I anticipate our first experiments will be in the area of reinforcement learning.

Nadia is a successful case study for rapid releases, having spent a mere 40 weeks between initial design and release at high quality (Apgar of 9 and no outstanding ITF+ QANs), though relatively few customers have had a chance to interact with the platform, and, of course, her ability to communicate the results of her learning is still limited. We expect the platform's feature set to grow boundlessly in the coming years.

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zateevo
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:43 am (UTC)
стесняюсь спросить: у Джона фамилия - Bailliekova?
hettie_lz
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:45 am (UTC)
Нет, Бейли
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adeley
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:51 am (UTC)

Поздравляю Анну, Джона и, конечно, вас с первой дочерью и внучкой! Пусть растет здоровой и счастливой!

hettie_lz
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:53 am (UTC)
спасибо!
gerraa
Jun. 23rd, 2017 04:56 am (UTC)
:)))
Надежда Джейн? это двойное имя или хитрая вариация отчества? :)
hettie_lz
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:25 pm (UTC)
Это Middle name, его дают почти всегда, но почти нигде, кроме документов, не употребляют. Это в честь одной из бабушек.
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gremrien
Jun. 23rd, 2017 05:38 am (UTC)
Super-fun and ingenious )).
hettie_lz
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:25 pm (UTC)
I am SO glad you've enjoyed it!
zauberer
Jun. 23rd, 2017 06:19 am (UTC)
Лучше не придумаешь :)
hettie_lz
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:26 pm (UTC)
:))
prosto_krys
Jun. 23rd, 2017 07:09 am (UTC)

:) а как шутка про гигабайты расшифровывается?

all_that
Jun. 23rd, 2017 08:19 am (UTC)
+1:)

И про петабайты тоже интересно:)
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bluesoleil
Jun. 23rd, 2017 08:57 am (UTC)
У вас тоже по Апгар замеряют, я думала это чисто русское)
annanov
Jun. 23rd, 2017 01:30 pm (UTC)
I think they use Apgar scores everywhere now-- Dr. Virginia Apgar was a New York anesthesiologist and obstetrician.
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londoncolor
Jun. 23rd, 2017 10:49 am (UTC)
о, поздравляю от всей души!
hettie_lz
Jun. 23rd, 2017 03:27 pm (UTC)
спасибо!
lhelen
Jun. 23rd, 2017 06:47 pm (UTC)
чудесный емейл, с юмором! Поздравляю Аннушку и Джона
hettie_lz
Jun. 23rd, 2017 06:52 pm (UTC)
Спасибо!
3eta
Jun. 24th, 2017 04:21 am (UTC)
Очень смешно)))
hettie_lz
Jun. 24th, 2017 04:39 am (UTC)
:))
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